Sunday, 14 February 2010

Happy Valentines Day

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
So get in the car

I had forgotten the familiar sense of burning hatred that I am filled with on this day every year. Luckily however I am trapped inside the house with coursework to do and a Placebo CD playing in the background. I am needlessly cruel to happy couples at the best of times, worse still on Valentines Day.

I remember a couple of years back when a friend and I both went through a break up at around the same time. We each worked in a different Blockbuster and we called each store on the internet phone and verbally abused our happy-couple-customers. That was entertaining.

Fuck Valentines Day.

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