For those of who don't know, the Wessex Foods factory responsible for the production of all the patties supplied to Burger King for the entire UK, has been destroyed by a large fire.
The fire took more than 100 firefighters 5 hours to rescue the douse the flames. I find this interesting on one level because I can chuckle because a lot of you are now going to be unable to get your Burger King fix for a while although they insist it won't affect production (*bull*).
I am intrigued though - once they had battled the blaze, were the firefighters allowed to take their pick of their favourite flame grilled whoppers?
Oh, and don't worry I can make light of the event because there have been no reported injuries. Yeah, I'm not being a dick and making crappy little jokes about something that's killed someone.
Even I'm not that mean.