Lets take a look at how exactly you DON'T impress people shall we?
Firstly, you don't impress them by ruining their day and causing them untold stress.
You don't impress your new friends OR your father when they have to clean up the mess.
You don't impress hotel staff or dentists when you stand in the middle of a hotel lobby shouting down a phone about bleeds and tearing a large chunk of hair out. The person at the front desk won't even make eye contact with me anymore.
So what's the point? This is what I do. I fuck up.
If I ever had a hope in Hell I'm reckoning that I just threw it right out the window.
Suffice to say, I can be an utter cunt sometimes